rms are excreted into the female's body when … happens (you all know the details). The thing is only few hundreds are able to enter the cervix while the rest are just stupid trying to find other organs, which sooner or later dies. The ones who could enter the cervix are not all successful in finding the ovum as the big sperms destroy the smaller ones. Those which survives are sometimes abnormal (without tail or head), and the others are killed by antibodies. And at last, only few could participate in the 'war' for the ovum and the greatest wins.
ble to find the girl. At the end of the day, only the most excellent ones make it in finding the girl. But that doesn’t mean they will be successful as they would need to face the bodyguards (parents, siblings and others). As a final point, only the best wins and gets the girl..
r wondere how life would have been if there wasn't anything to do after secondary school? imagine life without text books, and notes, and datelines and tests as well as few literes of coffee drowning our cells everyday...and picture life when u could just sleep as much as you want, 'lepaking' with frens without thinking of things to do at home, reading a romantic Judith Mcnaught book and dreaming, watching the beautifull sun setting from the 15th floor without needing to watch it rise (and not the otherway round!!)hmm..wouldnt that be just perfect? just like the ending of 'paradise' (I miss tht book!!)..hmm..(*dreamy face)..well enough of dreaming. got to get back to the boring 'Shakespeare's' notes!! argh!!!
| You Are 70% Boyish and 30% Girlish |
| You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be. |
e colors. Initially Holi was celebrated as a celebration because lord Vishnu killed the king of Demons on that day and so every year ever since that day, Hindu followers burns a dummy of demon a day before Holi, which falls on the full moon in Hindu calendar. As for the colors, well.. That's another total different interesting story which till now I don't understand why they are related. Few decades after that incident (where lord Vishnu killed the demon), there was another lord, the Lord Krishna, who was in favor by every women on earth. I would say that he was the Casanova of the olden days. So anyway, he used to play pranks with the girls in his village all the time by throwing a pail of colored water towards these girls. Not a single girl would get angry at him as he was everyone's favorite. And because of that, every guy in that village joined him (to grab the girls attention of course) that it became a popular sport in that village, and finally the whole of India. Of course now days there is an additional fun to it where the ones who participates in this 'sport' is given a special drink (bhang) which consist of milk, and little bit of marijuana!!.. hmm.. I was just wondering.. Will it be the same in Malaysia? Coz as far as I know Marijuana is obviously illegal in this country. So how is it to enjoy this celebration here? I guess the host will just need to settle for alcoholic beverages instead… (Don’t know about the women, the men would definitely not mind it at all)
ays without any sleep at all while the 2nd group had only half of her sleep time compared to her usual sleeping time for 92 days. Over that period of time, both the groups were observed and finally, they came to few conclusions; people get tired, not active ( all the usual ones), cranky, mind doesn't work that fast, and to the soldiers, it was also observed that on the 3rd days onwards, they forgot who they were!!
wrong? Or is it all because of coffee??
I was just reading a post in nads blog about nick names and I would like to do my very own version of mine. Nick names.. hmm.. Started it? God knows from when. I think since I was a kid. my friends and I would name everyone some names especially our enemies so that we could talk rite under their noses and they would have never been able to find out. So neway.. Here goes..
These are the few names given to different 'types' of people;
The lecturer no one could ever understand---------->Shakespeare
(Never once the lect has used scientific term)
The lecturer who dances like a Ballet dancer around the board---------->Richard gere
(That time Shall We Dance was famous)
One of my friend's new bf---------->Mamat Baru
The guy who like one of my friend---------->Beruk Karat
(His hair is ugly beruk looking reddish blonde)
A old classmate---------->Cendol Digger
(She likes to dig her nose)
A guy we think a friend likes---------->Tunang 'U'
(Currently changed to Suami)
A preety girl with scary features---------->Pontianak
(all coz of her make up)
A skinny new girl in coll---------->Olive
(based on Popeye’s girlfriend)
Anyone who wears tudung in coll---------->Nursing!!
(that does not include my frens)
kily when I reached, just before I could settle my bum on the rough stone and catch a breath, Nads reached.(thank god I didn’t miss my ride). *sigh... What a bad start of the day.. Until Nads asked ‘kenapa berminyak?’ thn only did I realize it was not a complete bad luck. After all, I did kill 2 birds with a stone. Actually, 3 birds.. I reached on time, I got additional of 30 mins of beauty sleep and..I worked out for a full 15 mins!! YEAH!!
