nIcK nAmEs..

I was just reading a post in nads blog about nick names and I would like to do my very own version of mine. Nick names.. hmm.. Started it? God knows from when. I think since I was a kid. my friends and I would name everyone some names especially our enemies so that we could talk rite under their noses and they would have never been able to find out. So neway.. Here goes..
These are the few names given to different 'types' of people;
The lecturer no one could ever understand---------->Shakespeare
(Never once the lect has used scientific term)
The lecturer who dances like a Ballet dancer around the board---------->Richard gere
(That time Shall We Dance was famous)
One of my friend's new bf---------->Mamat Baru
The guy who like one of my friend---------->Beruk Karat
(His hair is ugly beruk looking reddish blonde)
A old classmate---------->Cendol Digger
(She likes to dig her nose)
A guy we think a friend likes---------->Tunang 'U'
(Currently changed to Suami)
A preety girl with scary features---------->Pontianak
(all coz of her make up)
A skinny new girl in coll---------->Olive
(based on Popeye’s girlfriend)
Anyone who wears tudung in coll---------->Nursing!!
(that does not include my frens)